I'm barely caffeinated now.

anexperimentallife:

image

See also, “We’re in a drought; conserve water!” Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

(via largishcat)

impossiblepackage:

jv:

jv:

jv:

I can’t believe this is in the English Wikipedia :D

image

Oh and to be absolutely clear: yeah, every year several people unbirth himselves (always hims) doing this. Summer doesn’t kick off here until you see in the news that the first tourist of the season has splashed his brains off in Palma de Mallorca.

image


image

Uh .. what?? Let me check something…



image



I… What… Well… Oh fuck it, why not, sure.

diving off the balcony headfirst into some wide open puss

(via snackonomics)

lyinar:

timcurrysbooty:

Tim Curry candidly reveals an ill-fated affair during the filming of Muppet Treasure Island (1996) with Miss Piggy.

They say that Michael Caine did so well in Muppet Christmas Carol because he treated the Muppets like fellow actors, and Tim Curry did so well in Muppet Treasure Island because he treated himself like a fellow Muppet.

I’d say this counts as strong evidence toward that theory.

(via largishcat)

furbyfubar:

hasgavlebockenburneddownyet:

Holy shit there are so many birds

News articles today in Sweden about the goat possible being taken down before Christmas due to the damage from birds eating it.

I did not have that on my list of predictions!

(via largishcat)

Anonymous asked:

You know, i never would have put the goat dies of consumption on my 2023 bingo card

prismatic-bell:

captainlordauditor:

prismatic-bell:

hasgavlebockenburneddownyet:

i dont think that is what consumption usually means

Back up, what did I miss?

Due to weather conditions, the straw goat has more seeds in the straw than usual this year.

The goat is getting eaten. Consumed. Feasted on. By birds.

I feel like that’s. A bad omen.

belethlegwen:

edgar-allan-possum:

arbi-official:

cpunkhobie:

image

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read. I would have LOVED to see that

image


image
image

three types of people

Maybe quantum physics is different in a universe where a mob boss built a working supercollider that could create portals to other worlds in 2018

image

@abominablesnowdude’s tags are too good to let vanish

(via snackonomics)

gingerblivet:
“the-haiku-bot:
“redrosesshadowwolf:
“elf7knight:
“papapastoral:
“mr-elementle:
“dancinbutterfly:
“nianeyna:
“soupwife:
“nianeyna:
“ rhea314:
“ gingerhaze:
“ memewhore:
“ pricklylegs:
“ mudwerks:
“ klappersacks:
“ (via File Photo)
”
WTF...

gingerblivet:

the-haiku-bot:

redrosesshadowwolf:

elf7knight:

papapastoral:

mr-elementle:

dancinbutterfly:

nianeyna:

soupwife:

nianeyna:

rhea314:

gingerhaze:

memewhore:

pricklylegs:

mudwerks:

klappersacks:

(via File Photo)

WTF are those obelisks on the right?…

Tasty obelisk fries..

“It’s digestible” has got to be the laziest goal I’ve ever seen achieved by a food product.

“It’s digestible”

“It’s digestible” is pertinent!! Okay, for those of you who haven’t researched Crisco for writing fic about gay sex in the mid-late 60s:

The first-edition of The Joy of Gay Sex, published in 1977, declared, “Vegetable shortening may be the best lubricant, since it is not only greasy but also digestible”[4] Such a statement perhaps gives new meaning to the companies boastful declarations that “Its digestible” and “Crisco has been making life in the kitchen more delicious for years.”  Similarly, in the 1978 sex manual The Advocate Guide to Gay Health, Crisco even earned an entry in the book’s index.  Discussions of the shortening’s use as an anal lubricant indicate its popularity, with statements such as: “The lubricant, typically the cultic Crisco, must be copious.”[5]  In fact, Crisco was so synonomus with gay sex that discos and bars around the world took on the name, such as Crisco Disco in New York City, which was one of the premiere clubs during the 1970s and early 1980s.  Other clubs or bathhouses, such as Club Z in Seattle, even featured murals with Crisco.  Thus, Crisco was conversely also one of many things that led to the formation of gay identities during the 20th century.

from this essay: http://www.columbia.edu/~sf2220/TT2007/web-content/Pages/drew2.html

The more you know! :D

I have learned a new thing today.

Love this post for so many reasons but most especially because this is from all the way back in 2012 and and yet not a single blog in this thread is deactivated

I enjoy that not only does this have a link to an actual source, but the link still fucking works.

but @rhea314 you didnt include a picture of the crisco disco! AND MY GOD THE DJ BOOTH WAS A GIANT CRISCO CAN!

image
image
image

Go dance and get fisted. Fucking iconic.

Love the gay history, but i just wanna correct that the “it’s digestible” in the gay stuff was a reference to crisco’s tagline it had been using since 1911, the actual meaning of its digestible is because it’s main competition came from “enhanced” lards which were rendered pig fat mixed with non food thickeners that literally did not digest and caused people to basically just shit out pig cream, since crisco was veggie based the body digested it along with the food

And in case you were still wondering, @mudwerks.. Tuna Croquettes

image

This post is the opposite of net zero information. Not only did I learn several new facts about gay history but also we rounded our way back to the original question of the tag line and the mini obelisks.

It’s a net profit of information. 12/10 post

Someone finally answered the question!

Thank God. I really wanted to know what the Fried Cone Obelisks were.

Thank God. I really

wanted to know what the Fried

Cone Obelisks were.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I can’t even begin to figure out how to find it, but I vividly remember a blogged account of an American in Greece who needed Crisco for a recipe and could only find it at sex toy store

(via thegirlwiththemooglehat)

im-a-goat-in-disguise:

googioh:

please watch this tiktok (x)

There’s no way to tell where this goes.

(via snackonomics)